GFM
GRUMPY FKN MASA
A foul-mouthed 37-year-old trapped in the body of an 8-year-old kid.
Follow the misadventures of Masa and his magical pit bull Zelda in a chaotic, unhinged universe where nothing is sacred — and everything is probably illegal.
GFM Based Doodz are 1/1 collectibles.
$bDMS is the glue of the ecosystem — powering comic access, drops, staking and future mechanics as the wizards keep shipping upgrades.
Explore the expanding GFM universe — Based Doodz, Grumpy Oracles, the lore, the comics and everything in between.
Enter at your own risk.
GFM Based Doodz
Grumpy FKN Masa: Graphic Novel
Issue #01 is live as a digital download.
You can unlock it with bDMS below — or just buy it directly.
Hold 50,000,000 bDMS to unlock.
(≈ a few dollars)
Your bDMS: —
Oracles holders (tokenId 1–2) also get access.
🟦😶🌫️💨 $bDMS IS LIVE ON BASE
$bDMS is the official token of the Grumpy FKN Masa universe on Base.
It powers comic access, drops, staking, and future GFM mechanics as the ecosystem keeps expanding.
If you’re new: grab a little $bDMS, unlock the comic, and you’re in.
ABOUT GFM
GFM (Grumpy FKN Masa) is more than just a character — it’s a chaos-powered universe of NFTs, comics, memes, and shitcoin culture. Built with love, madness, and a little too much weed, GFM blends dark humor with clean design and community-driven Web3 energy. And at the heart of it all is Zelda — a real pit bull and the inspiration behind the magic, the muscle, and the madness that fuels this world. A portion of what we build here is meant to help Zelda live a better life — and if the Grumpyverse grows, hopefully we can help other dogs too.
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